OK, OK..

I'm sorry I called the phoenix a duck.

You can just about make out the bird on the ledge of the Pyramid, before it awoke. Also, a massive thank you to whoever bought the massive pair of lips again. Totally didn't obscure the view of the stage or anything.

This was probably the closest approximation of my view. At least I wasn't behind someone tall.

I love the phoenix. Really. Every time I'd wandered past the Pyramid over the last few days I've seen it resting on the little balcony thing on the stage and wondering what it was going to do and when.

And it was amazing.

The whole stage dimmed to red, ominous lighting, highlighting the phoenix, beneath it, the lights were red and looked like flames. Smoke poured out, the first few maraca shakes of Sympathy for the Devil hissed out, and slowly but surely, the bird lifted it's head, and the crowd went wild.

While we dutifully provided the 'woo-wooos', the bird eased itself into a standing position and stretched it's wings, and seemed to be regarding us balefully.

Then it regally belched streams of flame into the air and we all dutifully went 'ooooh!' like a bunch of fireworks had gone off, or we'd never seen fire before, and screamed our approval.

And it was dramatic, and amazing and awe-inspiring and amazing and also amazing, and everything that a mechanical phoenix coming into life while legends sang about the devil while on the world's most iconic stage should be.

The bird bobbed it's head, flapped it's wings and breathed fire for the duration of Sympathy before folding itself back up again and going back into retirement.

It was by far the most interesting thing I have ever seen the Pyramid do. More, plz.

The duck rises

I got tangled up in a bottle neck yesterday, somewhere between the John Peel stage, the Other Recharge Tent (biggest queues of the festival are at the phone charging points) and my campsite.

Even the queues here are fun. As a sea of people heading in one direction found themselves confronted by a sea of people heading in the other direction, separated by a line of people who'd been waiting in line for six hours to charge their phones, it became reasonably obvious that we'd have to resort ourselves to shuffling around a few steps at a time and that no-one was going anywhere fast.

Instead of tutting, an impromptu sing-a-long broke out, and we had a few bursts of Deliah, I will Survive and You're just too good to be true, before sorting ourselves out and making our way along.

The reason for the trip to the tent was to get the rum for our annual cocktail evening. It was supposed to be White Russians this year, but somehow we ended up with Mojitos. Not that I was complaining.

Then, nicely toasted, we headed off to watch Primal Scream (pretty good, but I spent at least half their set wandering back and forth to the loo) and to wait for the Stones.

Growing up in my parents house, I think I sort of absorbed a knowledge of the Stones and their music from Dad taking over the record player every Sunday when I was growing up. Consequently, it turned out that me and my sister knew more Rolling Stones songs than we thought we did, and were able to hold our own in a crowd of people in their t-shirts, or the current festival favourite - 'who the f*** is Mick Jagger?'

Press tent rumour has it that the outside world didn't approve of their performance, but like everything else in the real world, it doesn't really relate to what was happening inside the steel fence at Worthy.

For me, it was my 'I was there' moment. I sang and boogied my way through Honky Tonk Woman, Brown Sugar, went into raptures when they broke out my favourite Stones song, Wild Horses and watched awestruck as the duck on top of the Pyramid Stage awoke for the first time (too much to drink on Thursday undoubtedly) to join in for Sympathy for the Devil, and started flapping it's wings and belching fire while the crowds roared their approval.

To be fair, the phoenix was awesome. I took about 900 photos of it.

It was nice of Mick to dress up for us - lovely jacket, and a spangly jacket for the last few numbers.  It was hard to believe that the rubber-lipped, snake-hipped man strutting around in front of me is older than my dad.

Not bad at all.

My official favourite festival flag

Genius. Been a while since I've seen one that made me laugh this hard.

Good grief! It's sunny!

Proper sunny and warm. Official advice: Slap on the sunscreen, drink lots of water and don't drop your ice-cream.

Random band on bridge

Eventful couple of hours. Fuelled up on an amazing mac and cheese, then took a wander up to Shangri-La, Block 9 and the late-night zones. Yes, admittedly, I was a tad early, but they're reaaaaally far away. Those places are just amazing. The theme for Shangri-La this year is One man's heaven is another man's hell. It looks incredible up there - even when there's nothing much going on, it's well worth the trek up there to have a look around and see what they've created.

Shangri-La, Block 9 and all the mad, scary zones are..well..mad and scary, but we discovered the best milkshakes at the whole of the festival there. Dime bar milkshakes. So, so, so good.

Block 9 looks.. a little smaller this year, I think? I'm not sure. The block itself is terrifying, a decaying concrete tower which appears to have come a cropper to a Tube train. That train must've been going like a bat out of hell to fire out of the found and embed itself in the block like that. Yeesh.

Made a chaotic wander back through the theatre fields, wanting to check in and find out how the cardboard Tor was coming along (couldn't tell, to be honest) and to have a look at the ickle-Pilton for little clay versions of ourselves.

A mammoth game of Twister was taking place - because there's nothing better than tangling yourself you with a complete stranger who hasn't had a shower since Tuesday - and bore witness to the carnage that occurs when a mythical creature on stilts gets surrounded by a marching band playing I bet you look good on the dancefloor on kazoos.

That's really only the sort of thing that you can write at Glastonbury Festival, to be honest.

Watched a bit of skateboarding, and then moseyed down to the Pyramid Stage to sit in the sun and listen to Laura Mvula.

So far, so busy.

And just so much fun.

A few sights around the..er..site..

This BBC cameraman, whose work will inevitably be obscured by 19,000 flags, yet works diligently anyway. We salute you, high-flying BBC cameraman.

This group playing to an appreciative audience at the bandstand.

 

This bit of the site, which somehow manages to combine a shanty town with a nightclub and a mahoosive statue.

Flags, gazebos and bottles

The flags are in abundance this year. It's like with the other festivals trying their best to ban them, they all go crazy here.

I love a good flag, me.

You have to feel slightly sorry for the guy who didn't get a ticket, though.

His friends have lovingly made a flag with his name and number on, urging revellers to get in touch with him and tell how sorry they are he isn't there, and letting him know what he's missing out on.

What lovely friends.

Banning things doesn't tend to work too well, though. I've got no doubt that with all the people streaming in there's just no way that everyone can be checked, but there's still a bunch of gazebos lying around and the 'love the farm, leave no trace' motto seems to be being almost entirely ignored. The ground is littered with..er..litter. Mostly beer cans and plastic bottles, but to the extent that when you walk around all the main stages, you can't hear anything apart from drunk people screaming and singing, and the gentle crunch of tins and litter being flattened.

In my head, a passing Michael Eavis saw this gazebo and in a fury flipped it upside down while screaming 'I SAID NO GAZEBOS'. Clearly it didn't happen, but still.

You see the clean-up crews going around, gamely trying to pick up after people, but they might as well be trying to push water uphill.

CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELVES!

Sad, really. All those lovingly hand-painted bins and all that rubbish. 

The Monkees

I spent most of last time rammed into the crowd at the front of the Pyramid for the Arctic Monkeys. I was reasonably disappointed to discover I only know one-and-an-eighth of any Arctic Monkey songs, and it turned out that one of them was actually a few lines of Yellow by Coldplay.

Arctic Monkeys - well, sort of.

Still, it was good to join the masses, marching under a hundred silly flags to claim our own, tiny patches of flattened beer cans in the name of the proud nations of 'Where's Al?', Spongebob Squarepants, 'Spiffing Choons!' and 'It's my first Glasto, say hi.'

The crowd, bless them, were fun and friendly. I found myself rammed up against a man's arm pit, almost unable to move my arms and forced to pogo in a bid to free my arms. I will admit to being somewhat relieved when the guy shoved his way through the crowd a little, only to spend the next forty-minutes being doffed in the face by the girl-in-front-of-me's ponytail.

My view for much of the festival thus far

Another good night's sleep - despite awakening in a puddle of Pringles, spooning a bottle of cider and discovering my lilo had deflated during the night. I suspect a leak, but I can't be bothered to look. Damn thing.

Good news! Today the site is warm and currently sunny. I have celebrated with a sunglasses/skirt/trainers/t-shirt combination.

It's reasonably quiet at the moment - people still in their tents from the night before, the market traders just beginning to open up (those that bothered to close, at least) and the site full of those out on the hunt for an early breakfast, or staggering to bed for the day.

A campsite, yesterday.

The dry weather and hundreds of thousands of wellies have tramped the land down to something smooth and glassy, with bits of beer cans sticking out of it, fused with the earth.

Plans for today include: The annual Midsomerset News and Media cocktails at 5pm, someone that my sister is forcing me to go and see, and then a trip to the alleged party tent for Primal Scream and The Stones, of course.

Celeb spots include: Christine Bleakley last night, and that Parker-Bowles guy from the cookery show. And the Arctic Monkeys, but since they were on stage at the time and being watched by a billion other people, I'm pretty sure they don't count.