Saturday, 26 June 2010

Operational failure.

Operation Get Breakfast was a spectacular failure.

"Can I get a fruity berry smoothie, please?"

"Sorry, luv. We don't have any smoothies."

*looks up at the sign, which says The London Manic Organic Smoothie Co.*

"'t have any smoothies?"

"Sorry. No."

"But you're a smoothie stand."

"Yeah, but we ain't got any, love. I can do you a coffee?"

*mildly sulky* "I wanted a smoothie."

*mild 'well-what're-you-gonna-do-about-it? look.*

 *wanders off*

Now I'm trying to convince myself that stolen Pringles and weak tea are a good substitute. They're not.  Honestly, it's true what they say. Nothing works north of Junction 23. 


Tom Stephenson said...

Sounds like the Monty Python 'cheese shop' sketch.