Operation Get Breakfast was a spectacular failure.
"Can I get a fruity berry smoothie, please?"
"Sorry, luv. We don't have any smoothies."
*looks up at the sign, which says The London Manic Organic Smoothie Co.*
"..you..don't have any smoothies?"
"Sorry. No."
"But you're a smoothie stand."
"Yeah, but we ain't got any, love. I can do you a coffee?"
*mildly sulky* "I wanted a smoothie."
*mild 'well-what're-you-gonna-do-about-it? look.*
*wanders off*
Now I'm trying to convince myself that stolen Pringles and weak tea are a good substitute. They're not. Honestly, it's true what they say. Nothing works north of Junction 23.
Saturday 26 June 2010
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Sounds like the Monty Python 'cheese shop' sketch.
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